i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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