Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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