so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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