i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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