But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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