My Higher Power is John Stamos
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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