I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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