This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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