Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
