My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
He kissed a someone with a penis
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I still have a little drunk in my system
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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