The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
how does that bad decision feel?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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