Midget sex pt 2 tonight
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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