The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
