WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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