There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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