Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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