Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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