I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
