Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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