i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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