cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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