I am full of burrito and curiosity
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Randomize
