that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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