shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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