I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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