she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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