she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
please don't ironically join a cult
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