Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
