...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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