Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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