That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My room smells like vodka and shame
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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