Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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