So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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