yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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