discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
My vagina is officially offended.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
