are you still at the devil's house?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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