i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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