I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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