We won't sleep together?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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