Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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