Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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