are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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