Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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