Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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