just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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