similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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