: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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