I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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