Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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