The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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