This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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