I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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