ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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