i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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