Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
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I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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