i don't like sucking hair
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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